When you become friends with the sidewalk
My mail order bride arrived today
we’re very happy
And the size difference is hilarious
You know this scene?
They weren’t supposed to touch him
I still would’ve
I know Hayley’s was unscripted but if Dominic wasn’t supposed to touch him either, that just makes everything that much more hilarious because Chris Evans’s milkshake brings EVERYONE to the yard.
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.
the phrase “you don’t look like you like that type of music” makes no sense. what does music taste look like. why does it matter. your opinion does not control my ipod.
if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
send this to your crush
Brand New SSBU GIF set!
so then ill put all my arm inside
If I see this nigga on the streets I’m putting the hands on this nigga. On god.